Archive for the 'Food safety' Category

Eat me?

 

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The Fido-fodder scandal is spreading. Now it’s tainted poultry in Indiana, chicken laced with melamine sold as pet food.

Like the contaminated spinach scare last year, the story has everything, including a vague, ominous threat (adulterated food supplies), cute, innocent victims (Fido, Fluffy), and an amorphous, unknown villain (The Chinese? Greedy American capitalists? Our own government?)

RobertInSeattle added a great comment to Cornichon’s original post a couple of days ago: don’t automatically blame the Chinese, he says; consider the possibility that American buyers of contaminated feed were aware of what was going on.

So where’s the FDA as this menace moves from dog dish in the general direction of our own dinner plates? Aren’t they ones who are supposedly protecting the food supply? Well, they just got around to appointing a Food Safety Czar.

Dispatch calling all czars, this is dispatch, come in please: AIDS czar, Iraq war czar, drug czar, food czar …

Whew, we feel a lot safer now.

We iz poopin in ur spinach

Cows

U feedz us grain. Better dan cheezburger, but we wantz grass, not grain. Grain makes us sick. U feedz us meds but meds put more ecoli in our poop. All dat poop! Ecoli poop everywhere! In da spinach even. Plz feedz us grass so we dont poop nasty poop in ur spinach.